Rafa digging in at Wimbledon.So everyone laughs after the 100th time during a match that Rafa "adjusts" himself. Tennis commentators have said that it has to be a nervous twitch. "Adjusting" has become such a part of the beginning of each point that Rafa just can't stop. I don't think I can believe it. I wonder if anyone has had the guts to ask the question "WHY?" ...that wasn't in Rafa's inner circle.
Here is my suggestion:
Nike needs to setup a meeting between Rafa and Michael Jordan. Micheal has to say something like, "Rafa is it the Nike shorts? If so my Jumpman Nike spin off company will work with you to make you more comfy on the court. Cause man, when I watch you, I wonder where you are going sometimes. It creeps me out. If it ain't the Nike shorts, I know a great undergarment company that I just happen to work for. Hane's is the ticket. There is no tag in band which could be a plus for you. I have been playing basketball in Hane's undies since my days at UNC. Go Tarheels! I haven't picked down there for ....well really...I never have...but it might help you. (Snickering quietly)."
After saying that, Nadal is a great tennis player. No question. Real tennis fans like me will remember Nadal as fantastic Grand Slam Champion. However if I were him, I would not want the non-tennis fans remembering me, after a Hall of Fame career, as the guy that picked at his behind.
What do you think?
Rolyatgreen
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My wife is totally grossed out by him, and can't stand watching him play. It is one nasty habit. But Djokovic's impression of him just kills me.
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